We, the Jury, find the defendant Sam Rappaz to be guilty of being a hedonist on all counts. The State of Good Health has proven beyond reasonable doubt that she has, in her lifetime, consumed all of the items depicted below beyond what is currently considered to be the legal and ethical limit. We, the Jury, recommend that she be given the maximum sentence as prescribed by the Law for such a transgression: Death by Treadmill.
I don’t trust people who don’t like food. There, I said it.
PS: I almost forgot, the GLORIOUS Chilli Chicken (South Indian style)