We were on the couch the other night. Mr. Pink was holding me and watching (not American) football on the telly.It tends to happen whenever I am tired or sleepy.
S (feeling warm and wonderful): Is this your dream? To watch football while cuddling me?
P (eyes on telly): And to have a sandwich.
S (exasperated): Why do guys like sandwiches so much?
P (eyes on telly): Because it rhymes with football and beer.
Does it? Does it really?